Senile UMNO

Dah jelas UMNO nyanyok. Dia selalu bagi tahu kat komponen agar jangan masuk campur urusan rumah tangga dia. Bila ada problem dengan komponen, dia selalu suruh komponen selesaikan masalah sendiri. Saya tak campur, kata dia.

Tapi sekarang sudah lain. Sekarang dia masuk campur rumah tangga orang. Dia masuk rumah komponen dan cuit-cuit bini komponen. Dia cakap dengan komponen, bini hang tak cantik. Hang kena ceraikan bini hang dan terima calun pilihan saya sebagai bini hang. Suka tak suka, itu hang punya hal. Ini keputusan saya, You got no say.

Family komponen pun menjerit. Wey you, who the hell do you think you are, asking my father to divorce my mother and marry a wife of your choice? … chiiitttt … pooorraaah ... mairandi …

If you insist that we have to accept your choice, we will have no other choice but to close all our doors and knock the doors of our enemy, melalak famili. You saw our enemy? They got no problems. Everybody likes each other. They live harmoniously. Those days you told us, our enemy’s marriage is on the rocks. Going to breakup soon, you said. Now look, they have been bashing us over and over again. They are so strong, even you cannot break them. Soon, we are going to get another bashing.

How to break them when you yourself are an OKU. Remember, you have no legs. You are standing on the legs of your so called East Malaysian family. Without them, you would have died long time ago … And yet, you are arrogant.

I now understand, even your marriage with your East Malaysian family is on the rocks. They are also fed up with you. Your marriage with them is for convenience only. You take all their resources and don’t develop them. Bini mana tak merajuk, kalau dah begitu. Setiap kali hang pergi sana, hang rogol dia. Lepas dah siap kerja terkutuk hang, hang balik smiling ear to ear.

Ini kali hang mesti rasa. Besok bila hang silap sebut nama sahaja, family hang kat Hulu Selangor akan lari. Dia dah meeting malam ini. Hang tunggu je la. Kalau dia decide to run, habis jentera hang. Siapa nak buat kerja hang? KJ kah? Ibrahim Ali kah? Ibrahim Ali? Hendak sangat tengok dia kempen for the Tamilian against the Malay. Mesti seronok.

Kalau bini kat Hulu Selangor lari, bini hang yang lagi satu macamana? Dia pun tenat kot? Dah padat dengan problem. Serupa macam hang la. President dia minat extra maritial activitiy.

Itu la, lain kali dengar cakap orang tua-tua. Jaga rumah tangga sendiri. Jangan jaga tepi kain orang. Jangan cuit-cuit bini orang. Jangan atur rumah tangga orang. Buat hal sendiri. Sedar la diri itu … awak berjalan mengunakan kaki orang lain. Kalau dia ambil balik kaki dia, mampus hang. Bila dah menumpang itu, buat la macam orang menumpang. Jangan arrogant sangat.